Each time you ask a question in a forum, you may face these Forum Jerks:
1- Google Jerks: they are people who always reply each post by “google it”. They are one of the most horrible character types. Some issues cannot be found in Google or they are for too old versions and don’t work anymore. Moreover, Google is flooded with a lot of intentioned posts, nontechnical contents or you may need to read 92 pages of a forum to (maybe) understand what the solution is. Not always Google does give you a clean answer.
2- Buy our Product Jerks: It is not only issue of advertising untrustable product. But nobody will pay for things that can be obtained for free and even better and permanent(Even free third party is hated!). In addition, paying for a technical support is suitable for a business not for somebody who earns nothing from that.
3- Incomplete Answers Jerks: These type of jerks give you short answer that you do not understand. Then, they disappear forever and they will never explain the meaning of their words.
4- Know-it-all Jerks: If you trust words of these jerks, you would feel that you are nothing and they are the greatest scientists who have spent all their life in the best libraries.
5- It will be reported Jerks: when ever these jerks show their provocative manner and somebody says “it doesn’t relate to you” they comment that it will be reported. They know that they have nothing to report. Just want to hurt.
6- Signature-Mania Jerks: When a bunch of these jerks put comments in a forum hardly can you find any content there. You see a lot of pages of your browser flooded by long signatures of name-droppings and quotes, advertisements of hosting and irrelevant services while their content is a non-informative single line of smilies such as 
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7- Distractive Jerks: All they do is to divert from the main subject of forum. As far as they are lonely, it’s not such a big deal. However, if they find a peer and start conversations a technical forums of Linux Server will end up with discussions about Religion, History, Superior race, Terrorism, etc.
8- Ethical Conclusion Jerks: They always try to find a way to conclude we have to respect our parents, respect each other’s ideas and go to church regularly in a forum of Apache Configuration!
9- Moderator Jerks: I am powerful because I am the moderator of this forum. If you don’t accept it, go to another forum. If you like your current account you had login with, no dear to disagree with them!
10- PM Me Jerks: send me a private message! usually these jerks do something against rules of forum and in most cases they are trying to find a customer in forums.
if you know other types of them, drop them as comment.
Which one do you hate the most?
- Arashium
